Will the Saints please come marching in.

The New Orleans Saints, home of such offensive stars as Drew Brees, Reggie Bush, Deuce McAllister, and Marques Colston. I began following this team last year when they acquired Reggie Bush. I liked Reggie, what can I say. Thus, I began watching the team play. I knew nothing about the Saints prior to last year. I soon found, I rather liked their explosive offense and style of playing. Not to mention they were winning games, throw in all the hype; and, I couldn't help becoming a fan.

They had a pretty good season last year. Finishing the regular season with a record of 10-6. A new high-powered offense that ranked 5th in scoring caught the attention of many people. Not to mention, the New Orleans Saints' offense ranked 1st in yards per game last season. Thats right, FIRST. To top it all off, the Saints were one game away from the Super Bowl; when, they suffered a disappointing loss to Chicago in the NFC Conference Championship game. This left us Saints' fans eagerly waiting for the 2007 season.

The 2007 season is finally here and our beloved Saints are 0-2! 0-2, damn't! Instead of first, they are 16th in yards per game. They are 25th in total points scored. That is way too close to the bottom for me. They were completely blown away by Peyton Manning; then, in week 2 they lost to Tampa Bay. It wasn't even close. I don't know what to do. My team is not playing like they are supposed to. However, I am a true fan; and, I know it's early. That is why I'm focusing my anger on writing this, as opposed to dropping the team.

In conclusion, will somebody please inform New Orleans that the season has begun; and, it's time to start playing football. Maybe it will hit them in their home opener this week, against Tennessee.

That is all.

Perverted Old Men

I was sitting in my history class yesterday, listening to my possibly gay teacher go on and on about the puritans of the 1600s in America. First, you need to understand my teacher. He knows his history, no doubt about it. He is very intelligent when it comes to history; however, like many other intelligent people, he is lacking in many other areas. For instance, he cracks lame jokes all the time. Nobody laughs; he gets offended. Same process over and over again, it's like a perpetual cycle of misery. For example, he was showing us these comic strips he had salvaged from various newspapers. He thought they were hilarious; yet, nobody laughed at them. These sub par results left him flabbergasted.

"Don't you guys think this is funny?! I just don't understand. Ease up. Laugh a little."

Anyways, the point of all this is to address old age and perversion. When it comes to the male sex, the two seem to coincide. This happens to baffle me. I was half listening to my teachers lecture on the puritans as he was talking about adultery. He showed us a drawing of a puritan man going up a woman's shirt. He made the remark, "He's rounding 2nd base, the puritans killed you for that." As an afterthought he added, "I guess thats what base he's on. I don't know; I haven't ran the bases in a long time." This remark isn't too bad. However, it is perverted; and, it got me thinking.

Is perversion an acquired trait for old men? If so, how do they develop this trait. Maybe, its simpler than that. Males are notoriously grosser than females. Perhaps, after a certain age, men just don't care if everyone knows they're perverted or not. Maybe, older men just don't understand how what they say affects other people. Whatever it is, it is surely intriguing. I just wanted you to give the idea thought.

That is all.

Darkness Falls

Evening, this is the first time you all hear from me; mark it well. I'm aware that the theme of this blog comes across as rather dark and demented. However, open up your mind and understand that dark dementia is not the theme. Some posts will be darker than others, I'm sure; but, the theme is deception. The whole shrouded thing is just me being anonymous. Get it? I pray you do. It's not difficult.

I have been toying with the idea of starting an anonymous blog for sometime. The idea behind it being, to accidentaly leave it laying around the internet where people I know will find it. Hoping it will strike his/her interest; and, at the sime time the reader is oblivious to the fact that the composer of his/her new found addiction, enteracts with them every day. Obviously, this requires creative, and deceptive writing on my part. I sense a challenge. Seems entrancing.

I was at college earlier in english class; and, we were given our first essay papers back. Bluntly put, I made a 70. My sister, whose paper I proofread and corrected, made an 87. I was infuriated at myself due to my procrastinistic ways. What I mean is, I wrote my paper at around midnight the day before. I never would have guessed sleep deprivation would have caused so many mistakes. One of the students in the class, an older student, wrote her essay about her web journal. My professor, an old, bat-like, speech impediment bearing, half-witted, no common sense, book smart female thought this student's essay was, "delightfuly creative." The paper, to be fair, was actually decent. However, the excerpts from her web journal were just silly; and, she talked about how much everybody loved her journal. This was all the spark I needed to actually start this blog. I realized, I have so much more to offer to the world of web journals than this silly woman. So in conclusion, today darkness falls.